April 19, 2014 — 3:43 PM — 4,493 notes
Send my muse one of the following to see how they react! (Quotes)

thewalkingcollection:

"I destroy myself so you can’t."
" I am byesexual as in I’m not interested goodbye."
"Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by."
"I apologize in advance for the way I will hurt you."
"I don’t know anything about you, I just, I really like you."
"I steal jewels." 
"But if you’re burying your feelings deep inside you, you won’t really be you, will you?"
"I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever."
"Find what you love and let it kill you "
"I should tear your eyes out right now, but how would you ever be able to look at yourself in the morning?"
" I’m going to miss your lips. And everything attached to them."
"And then I wake up and I’m empty! I have nothing!"
"Church is for brunettes." 
"I wanted it as much as you did. I’ve just got a hell of a poker face."
"I have no desire to be kissed by you, or anyone else."
Because you’re dead already! Nobody cares if you die because you’re already dead.”
"Thanks for everything. It’s been a real slice." 
"As you wish."
"You can leave if you want. I’ll remember you."
The plan was to play hard to get, that’s right. I wasn’t just gonna go giving myself away.”
"You don’t know anything about anything!"
I think I made you up inside my head.”
"You were the love of my life and I don’t know, I just thought I was yours too."
This sounds like the soundtrack to something you’d slit your wrists to.”
All I require from you is a slither of a moment. To have you not by force, but simply as a man and a women. “
"Don’t you just get sick and tied of being you?"
Well you know what they say, just get everyone a little bit pregnant. “
"If you don’t move out of the way, I’m going to hit you with this tray."
" So all in all, I’d say you’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me."
"I felt like I was standing at a great precipice, with no one to pull me back, no one who cared… or even noticed."
Because I’m a wild animal.”
"Remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess."
That’s cool baby, you know how it is, rockin’ and rollin’ and what not.”

April 19, 2014 — 2:24 PM — 31,159 notes

not-safe-for-earth:

bilesandthesourwolf:

flawlessspecter:

theeindian:

quantumbanana:

staringinto-the-deepblue:

I’M DYING

I AM CRYING

I JUST STARTED LAUGHING AND CLAPPING LIKE A SEAL

IN CASE YOU NEED TO **** ME BUT YOU CANT, I KNOW, I’VE TRIED.  

HE ****’D 80 PEOPLE IN 2 DAYS. 

HOW WILL YOUR FRIENDS HAVE TIME ME WHEN THEY’RE SO BUSY ****ING YOU?

This was delightful

April 19, 2014 — 1:49 PM
((oh no you found the thing hi. I was planning on asking whoever the dream was about for a thread but then I thought asking for a smut thread out of the blue when I hardly even know you would be weird so I wrote the fic ok i hope you liked it it was weird to write))

It was highly entertaining reading what you dream about,

April 19, 2014 — 9:36 AM — 877 notes
April 19, 2014 — 4:48 AM — 94 notes

knirkeulrich:

Your life style to me seemed so tragic

With the thrill of it all

You fooled all the people with magic

You waited on Satan’s call

Mr. Charming, did you think you were pure

Mr. Alarming, in nocturnal rapport

Ozzy Osbourne - Mr Crowley (x)

April 19, 2014 — 4:15 AM

this one is going on the playlist

April 19, 2014 — 4:07 AM — 3 notes
m!a Wet Dream

goddessfromgallifrey:

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April 19, 2014 — 3:53 AM — 28 notes
Laundry day in hell

gaberieltrickster:

imagine it being laundry day in hell and Sam n’ Dean summon Crowley and he shows up in a bro-tank, a kilt, and flip-flops 

April 19, 2014 — 3:28 AM — 9 notes

kingfancypantsthethird:

Have you ever looked at someone and thought:

You are utterly perfect and will destroy me

April 19, 2014 — 1:02 AM — 40 notes
otomega:

TODAYS DRAWING IS- Crowley. Looking smug.
I’m going to work this up into a watercolour. Until then it’s a lesson in not over-faffing with lines in photoshop.
Pencil sketch with a drawing on tracing paper over the top. I find it lovely to work on but also messy :B
Inspired by the best Crowley ever.

Good god woman, that is amazing! Thank you!

otomega:

TODAYS DRAWING IS- Crowley. Looking smug.

I’m going to work this up into a watercolour. Until then it’s a lesson in not over-faffing with lines in photoshop.

Pencil sketch with a drawing on tracing paper over the top. I find it lovely to work on but also messy :B

Inspired by the best Crowley ever.

Good god woman, that is amazing! Thank you!